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Fart Taco

The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:

-mild: oh, that's interesting

-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.
"I was sitting at the bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart taco"

"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"
by rasta shoes December 24, 2016
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Taco bae

place; when you think Taco Bell is bae
Let's go to my favorite place taco bae.
by Bruh KK July 28, 2015
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chode taco

a nasty meal for a bitch who's being forced to suck a chode.
Go eat a chode taco bitch!

what marcus c eats.
by baker15874 March 2, 2009
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Groovy Taco

I'm a Groovy Taco so eat me bitch!!
by AliHoo March 17, 2009
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glossy taco

a clear topcoat applied to nails (play on words)
"so, to finish this nail art, we'll add a glossy taco"
by clovercat July 24, 2017
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Cuban Taco

the act of having two hispanic girls make out naked while interlocking their legs and having sex with their pussy lips without penetrating one or the other
guy 1-Juanita and Amada totally gave me a Cuban Taco for my birthday dinner
guy 2-Dude you fucked my sisters!??!?!?!?!?!
guy 1- no way man! i didn't penetrate.....but they made out....
by Hi$panic luvr November 23, 2010
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Taco Toe

Yo, check out the Taco Toe on that chica in the white pants!
by The Archivist January 20, 2009
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