Pull me

Similar to blow me it is a way to say "go fuck yourself" while recomending the person gives you a hand job, hence the pullilng of the penis.

Andy: Dude, I fucked your mom last night!
Toby: Pull me!

by Hippy Monkey June 21, 2006

pulling a joseph

To buy a ton of unnecessary shit, but never buy anything you actually need (especially in the realm of personal hygiene). To use other people's stuff but never tell them or compensate them in any way. To make a huge net negative contribution to the overall war effort. To be overly spontaneous, but not in the cute way. In the annoying way. To make random, mind-boggling decisions, or to say things at completely inappropriate times around the wrong crowd.

Person A: "I just bought the complete boxed DVD set of every season of The Tick!!! It has over 100 hours of special features! Lets spend the rest of our lives watching it, please, please, pleeeaase?"

Person B: "Wow talk about pulling a joseph...I think i'll pass."

by Yussuf March 25, 2008

Pulling Ovens

sexual act involving oven mitts and strategically placed cookies

"omg did u hear that those two were pulling ovens last night?"
"ya theyre really kinky"

by elmpoyrhy February 01, 2008

Pull a Farzad

(pool a fahr-zad)
- verb
1. Social faus-pax
"to state that one will attend a social event and then proceed not to show up"

Why isn't Stephanie here? She said she would show up. I hate it when people pull a farzad.

by rcjc December 07, 2007

Pulling Jibs

Making faces, usually unintentional and usually funny.

'Bryn' is attempting to open a particularly stern pickle jar, while attempting this he is gurning, sticking his tongue out and making odd facial expressions.

You would say, "Dude, look at Bryn pulling jibs.!"

by ScubaSteve88 December 15, 2011

pulling a jaison

when a guy hooks up with a random girl that plays rugby and gets his tiny weiner sucked in a room with a glass door allowing any wandering perverts to watch
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.

guy 1: ooooooooo ahhh

guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison

guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !

by cronos19 May 27, 2010

Pulled a Bob

To do something really averagely. Called pulling a Bob since bob is such a common name.

-Hey, whatcha get on the physics test?
-Pulled a Bob on that one.. got a C.

by Diksha Gupta May 05, 2008