Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.

Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.

by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016

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Pirate

Oh! That's a good deal! I might have to do that Friday...

Hym "Isom #2 is out now but (if you're reading this) YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT! I told you to go over there already! Did I not tell you to go over there already!? There's also a special promotion for Isom #1 (promo code PIRATE) so if you're like me and are a dumptser person with 0 dollars who still hasn't read it, you can get Isom #1 for 12 DOLLARS That's like 66% OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE! I shouldn't even have to tell you this! Go!"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

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hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.

Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.

by sassoon May 2, 2011

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Nigger-rich pirate

A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???

Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”

Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though

by Ivehadenuff April 30, 2023

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Angry Pirate

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.

Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate

by Little T Big P May 8, 2019

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Plate Pirate

When you ask your significant other if they want anything to eat and they decline, but then proceed to take food from your plate when you sit down to eat.

I'm eating in the car because I live with a plate pirate who's constantly trying to plunder my booty.

by the_urban_oracle February 22, 2021

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