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Moon Gooning

A Texan nocturnal adventure ritual held during the full moon, characterized by a unique blend of moonlit exploration and communal bonding. Participants gather under the expansive Texas sky to embrace the night, engaging in activities such as camping, storytelling, and indulging in local cuisine, all bathed in the mystical glow of the moon.

Originating from the Lone Star State, Moon Gooning celebrates the rugged beauty of the Texan landscape and fosters a sense of community. It's a way for individuals to connect with nature, each other, and the vastness of the Texas night. This term embodies the Texan spirit of adventure and camaraderie, creating unforgettable memories under the enchanting light of the moon.
Person 1: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh, we're going Moon Gooning out near Big Bend. It's gonna be epic—campfires, starry skies, and good ol' Texas vibes."
by Hilarious Harry November 19, 2023
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moon gooning

Going out with the boys to behead a Buffalo then take psychedelic drugs while chanting around the corpse at night
“Where were you the other night I found Buffalo blood on your shirt”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”
by KgasK November 14, 2023
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Moon Monkey

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Damn is that a moon monkey doing the run?
by RattaMoon April 10, 2023
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Moon

She’s just a friend who is berry berry bretty and is v v nice and like yk what I mean so ye basically I say she’s just a friend but it’s the fake news from keemstar she’s not just a friend <o/
omgg it’s moon she’s just a friend

omddd moons isn’t just a friend I sztwbid
by Cumsocksareused May 20, 2021
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Mooned

Exposed one's bare buttcheeks towards
by anonymous June 21, 2025
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a union of moons

Like a pack of wolves or a horde or zombies, a union of moons is a group of unsavoury paedophiles getting together at night.
A union of Moons is having an online meeting, let's hope the hunters are out tonight
by PH Basher June 11, 2024
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Banana Moon Pie

When you’re doing anal & leave the load inside the condom but also leave the condom inside the anus
“Hey, how things go the other night with _____ ?”
“Great, I took her back to my place for dessert & let her enjoy a banana moon pie”
by Llamathrust baby October 19, 2022
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