making monkey

having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex

me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

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monkey puttzing

random activities with no reason or defined outcome that passes the time pleasently

I spent 20 minutes monkey puttzing at work when I should have been trying to find the right wording for a report.

by murryxramone June 22, 2011

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The Dangling Monkey

When your ass hairs become so long that when you poop some pieces get stuck in your hair. Resembling a monkey swinging from a branch.

Dude, I forgot to shave and I had the dangling monkey this morning.

by Ben Denver June 29, 2011

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Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds

The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.

by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018

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A tower in the Bloons TD franchise which shoots out mortar shells which explodes at the Bloons, dealing splash damage and can set target to a specific location. Has upgrades like Signal Flare, Bloon Buster, Artillery Battery and much more for bloon devastation.

Also called Mortar Tower.

"I am cracked with the Mortar Monkey in BTDB2, all I need is Biker Bones + 2 Shellshock Mortars and I can defend anything with a camo-detecting mortar!"

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

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