schnitzel finger

when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping

i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"

by the keepsake October 16, 2012

chicken-fingered

Technically to be fingered by a chicken finger. Although it can also be defined as to be given a chicken finger at a drive through.

Chicken finger me, motherclucker.

Yesterday Cameron and Rachel took me to BK and chicken-fingered me all night long. It was great!

by Floyd pull-ups October 26, 2013

finger fuckpad

any device that has a touch pad like dj mixers also the mouse pad on laptops.

i went to get Tommy but he wouldn't stop playing with the finger fuckpad on his computer.

by chrispyq January 19, 2012

Porno Finger

It's the smell you have on your finger after a torrid night of sex, with or without multiple partners, that you just cannot identify what or where your finger has been. Also known as P Finger.

After a debauchery filled night, I woke up with the worst porno finger EVER!

by Biiggs March 28, 2011

Freudian Fingers

When you type a word or words unintentionally, but the mistake still has (unintended) meaning or appropriateness to the situation.

Actual Freudian Fingers:
I meant to type, "I want to smack him so bad!"
I actually typed, "I want to spank him so bad!"
Or
"Dammit! Boob really messed up this time!" when you meant to type "Bob."

by AnnieB. November 18, 2011

no finger december

It’s no finger December for the girls because we boys had no but November so it’s turn for the girls good luck girls

Girl 1:What’s today sister

Girl 2: idk what is it

Girl 1:ITS NO FINGER DECEMBER

Girl 1:BUT WHY NO FINGER DECEMBER

Girl 1:Idk cause it’s NO FINGER DECEMBER

by Fer_cuh_。—。 November 6, 2020

Smelly fingers

The definition of smelly fingers is when a tiny short boy who shoves his finger up a russian guys but hole and then his fingers will smell like shit.

"You have smelly fingers"

by jalla flyg January 28, 2021