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bus muffin

"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.
"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"

"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
by cavefish April 20, 2009
mugGet the bus muffinmug.

bus ticket

When a girl has a threesome with 2 homeless men she found at a bus stop.
"Did you hear about the bus ticket Lyndi had in downtown Memphis?"
by Sclaire85 June 27, 2014
mugGet the bus ticketmug.

Bus Grab

To move from place to place and never settle; always looking for the next quick fix
Person 1: “Are you leaving again?”
Person 2: “Yuh”
1: “You’re just trying to follow these road trip guys having a good time, what a boat grab”
2: “No it’s not like that, I’m just doing this for me”
1: “Oh so it’s a bus grab, you adrenaline whore”
2: “Don’t give me that”
by Bus Man July 27, 2019
mugGet the Bus Grabmug.

I'm taking the bus

Gay "code" for saying you're about to go and get sodomized.
Where you going?

I'm taking the bus

Well alright, be careful son
by AJiwnl September 18, 2023
mugGet the I'm taking the busmug.

bu goo

Your boo’s goo ie semen
Did you clean up your bu goo? It’s all over my face
by sapandley February 16, 2024
mugGet the bu goomug.

School Bus

Five In The Pink, Five In The Stink
Five Up Front, Five In The Rear
Five In The Gut, Five In The Butt
Five In The Coupe, Five In The Poop
by Skewl Bus December 13, 2017
mugGet the School Busmug.

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