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Air

If someone airs you, they read your message, but don’t reply and ignore you.
I asked Hannah out last night, but she just aired me!
by Skrrr.esketit March 2, 2018
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Air bag

(verb) - It's when a guy is going down on a girl and she queefs, or farts from her vagina, into his mouth and results his cheeks puffing out like inflated air bags.
Hey dude, I've never thought this would happen in a million years, but Kim just air bagged me last night
by footballrocksgmail August 18, 2014
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Air

"Hey man I think I need a refresher, I'm gonna go get some Air"

"I'm gonna get some Air before hitting the dancefloor"
by Mac-peazy June 2, 2021
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Veg Air

The onset of farts due to eating a large quantity of vegetables
"Oh no, I've got veg air!"

After eating a roast dinner-"I'm going to have veg air later"
by Bacon Coke Word May 30, 2013
mugGet the Veg Airmug.

Broadmoore Air Freshener

A severely mentally handicapped person will fart into a red balloon and proceed to let it fly across the room after the Fart has run out .
I’m going to make a Broadmoore air freshener!!”
by Rokit76 November 13, 2022
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The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.

Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.
Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?

Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.

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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?

Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.
by tain london December 25, 2022
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Air

Air (A-eer)

Something that goes in, out, and is behind you while you look at this definition.
"I'm behind you but you can't see, hear or feel me," said Air loudly
"This definition is probably just a dumb joke," said Oblivious Reader not hearing what Air said.
by someone everywhere August 21, 2021
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