holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019

Juggalo Banana Peel

A used and discarded feminine hygiene pad, typically found business side up on the sidewalk near the entrance to an Insane Clown Posse (or other Juggalo related) event.

Dude, I was loading my amp into the club next door to the Kottonmouth Kings show, and I almost slipped on a Juggalo Banana Peel.

by janitor by day, ninja by night February 13, 2010

holy bananas batman

A phrase used when in shock or in excitement.

Johnny: Dude! Check out that MILF!
Brian: Holy Bananas Batman!!!

by Bee Ryan. January 4, 2010

banana cock

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"well right now i think you should go fuck a banana cock you stupid cunt- emma said with flourish.

by sodafunk October 17, 2008

monkey banana raffle

1. An example of a funny catch phrase that great leaders need to have.
2. Something that even a poor leader cannot lead monkeys to.

This phrase was popularized by the Adult Swim Cartoon, Sealab 2021 (Episode 47 - "Monkey Banana Raffle")

"You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle. A leader needs funny catch phrases like: 'Take it to The Maxx!' and 'Monkey Banana Raffle!' "
-Maxx Stone Extreme Rebel Trillionaire.

by L. Griffith May 22, 2007

Make bananas fly

A totally family friendly thing to do with the hangman’s knot, that has nothing to do with KYS(never do that!) you can also stir a mixture or hang a picture.

I want to make bananas fly so I am going to learn how to tie a noose.
Never consider self abuse.
Suicide hotline bling: 1-800-273-8255

by GoodFlake July 29, 2021

Mr. Banana Grabber

Mr. Banana Grabber is an animated character in the best show on television, Arrested Development.

About Mr. Banana Grabber: I should have never given away animation rights.

The guy in the 600$ banana suit, COME ON!

by Dominik92 February 23, 2008