sleep instagram

When your on Instagram but your sleeping

Like sleep walking so like sleep instagraming

by Rybandz February 23, 2018

sleeping in the mall bathroom

having a little to much fun in the stall with your partner from the back.

sleeping in the mall bathroom =they went to take a nap in the mall bathroom, and came back all wet and white, after a while. then they went to the bed store to get some sleep because there nap made them tired.

by pussyindick5 December 07, 2022

meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap

John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017

Meat sleeps

When you give someone the meat and put ‘em to sleep

Travis took Esteban to pound town and gave him a case of the meat sleeps ; she woke up from the meat sleeps with a sore throat

by YourdadJason August 17, 2022

Shh I'm Trying To Sleep

The act of trying to sleep when you are malcolomed

Shh I'm trying to sleep

by Shh Im Trying To Sleep May 30, 2018

Sleep Dick

Fueled by Jameson - a game where he falls asleep with his dick inside you.

Forget sex, I’m just trying to play sleep dick bb girl.

by DTS25 July 04, 2023

sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.

“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”

by sleepmonkeyqueen February 27, 2023