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Brockport school

More like broke port. They can’t even afford good fucking toilet paper here, it feels like Your wiping your ass with sand paper. All the sports teams are shit cause everyone here is fat and smokes pot. People act like they come from the straight hood. Everyone says that they are going to fight you but they never do. Then we have bitches like Mrs. Tibbits that acts like she runs the god damn place when she’s deadass apart of the IBTC (itty bitty titty committee). Brockport is the worst school in the entire world.
“Did you hear about that one school Brockport?... someone just threatened to shoot it up

“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”

“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
by The real definition guy January 19, 2020
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School Mailbox

A school hoe who is after all men or mails which go into the school mailbox
by Vqisr October 21, 2021
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salemwood school

A middle school located in Malden Ma, a little north of Boston, also known as salemHood, was once a level 1 school, they dumbed down a bit, and so did the kids, the high school class of 2021 and up that attend this school are nothing but wannabe hoes and stoners that think they're cool but really aren't.

As for the diversity, this school takes the cake, for it is filled with people from every fucking race on this planet. But larger populations include Brazilians and Haitians.

This school along with Linden are among the two more relevant middle schools in Malden. This becomes more apparent when you get to Malden High. But what really is a relevant middle school.
Trey: Aye what school you go to?
Mario: Oh I go to salemwood school.

Trey: oh salemHOOD? Thats dope.
by BadASSBitchfromMalden December 27, 2016
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School supplies

I not going to school all of next week John

Why

Steve’s been acting weird I think he may bring school supplies
by S.p.e.c.I.a.l. June 4, 2021
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Aldridge School

Aldridge school is full on Chavs, Wannabes, "Roadmen" and Nerdy little kids. Its a dump and all of the teachers have little to no respect for their pupils. Teachers are so strict on the pupils for no reason. You want to go to the toilet? You cant. You want to keep your coat on because the school never puts the heating on colder days? you cant.

Do i need to explain more? I don't think so.
Some people i recommend staying away from at Aldridge school: Mr Wynn Owen; he's a little weird, we've all seen his tinder profile right....... the picture in the science classroom.... Skye Connor she's just unbelievably snaky and will chat shit about anyone even if you are her "friend" and lets not forget about the time she ripped someone's Hijab off....
"I want to go to Aldridge school when I finish Year 6"
"Please don't its a tip and a 5 year prison sentence."
by TaddyRae January 31, 2022
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woodmansterne school

hell on earth. avoid this school at all costs. the teachers are shit and all of them hate you for stupid reasons. the kids are neeky and look like something out of looney tunes. if you go to this school you will suffer from ptsd, anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder by the end. nobody likes you in woodmansterne because everybody there hates themselves for deciding to go to the school. don't go to woodmansterne, save yourself before it's too late. trust me.
random person: omg i went to literally any other school it was so great!
person from woodmansterne: i went to woodmansterne school and now i want to kill myself
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School Diet

What happens a few weeks into school for a lot of girls.

Skipping breakfast, having a small lunch (i.e. granola bar), and having a small, quick dinner or none at all. Frequently school diet sufferers actually forget to eat for days at a time. Similar to anorexia.

Makes you tired, but has the benefit of weight loss.
Jess: Oh my gosh, how are you so skinny? You never work out or anything!

Kayla: I'm on the school diet, duh!
by freshanon August 11, 2010
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