"I got laid last night, oh yeah good for you. I completed the Rusty Crophopper with my gal last night. You are really lucky your lady is really special."
by Rusty2015 July 24, 2015
When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.
"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
by Johndhughes December 19, 2015
Is when girls named Jamie take 2 dicks in the rear end with a loaded rectum. Preferably after eating.
by Jamiedontsuckit June 20, 2014
When you have an uncircumcised cock with dried up cum and she is on her period and you get some blood on your cheese
by YaMuvva69 March 14, 2022
"She was on her period and wouldn't stop bleeding. So to make it up to me, she let me give her a Rusty Dakota."
by Swood September 13, 2014
by Chapo Ghestappo September 01, 2023