sausage day

sausage day is a national tradition that is held on the 18th of April. this tradition includes the consuming of sausages on this day. It exists to commemorate the ongoing provide that sausages give to us.

oo it’s sausage day today!

by yellowlad226 April 17, 2023

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 10, 2015

Sausage side

Behind enemy lines, where the men go.

'Where's Johnny?' 'He's gone sausage side to git some.'

by Cockwombleface February 11, 2022

Anal sausage

When you’re doing anal and the condom gets stuck in your butt and the next time you poop, the poop comes out wrapped in the condom.

I was doing anal last night and today I pooped an anal sausage.

by The Urban Stuff September 29, 2019

anal sausage

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl

dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament

by eszy April 6, 2016

Sausage Balls

The smell of a man's scrotum when unwashed for a period of two weeks or longer.

My room smells like sausage balls because I haven't showered in two weeks.

by CraZKchick December 8, 2020

Silly sausage

An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people

Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack

Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?

by lanky_geezer_69420 June 17, 2024