The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".

Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom

by the stanky leg April 5, 2009

GOAT

An Acronym meaning:

Greatest
Of
All
Time

Bro, the Coronado High School Tennis team in El Paso is the GOAT!

by TheRealSlimShady100000 March 4, 2015

Goat

Lil Baby

Lil Baby is also known as Goat

by Lil babyy May 16, 2022

GOAT

Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan was the GOAT of basketball (Greatest Of All Time)

by Someone right behind you April 25, 2019

the goat sneeze

An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.

Dude, we were watching HP5 last night and our RA came in and gave us the goat sneeze!

by furrrrrry November 20, 2010

Goated with the Sauce

Cool and Confident

Mads: "There goes Mike,"
Leo: "He's so goated with the sauce!"

by madz018 May 10, 2025

GOAT

The GOAT is obviously Lebron James. Lebron is clear of MJ and it's only kids with no bball knowledge or old heads who think it's MJ.

"Lebron is the GOAT"
"yeah facts hes the GOAT"

by Nate's Bitch October 22, 2023