Mr. Wiggles

Term one uses in reference to the male genitalia; a term of endearment males use in reference to their own penis.

"Hey baby, Mr. Wiggles wants to say hello to you personally."

by Angelic_Sherry September 18, 2005

Mr. Mgoo

A small, cuddly, loveable, and usually yellowish character who is terrible at speaking, writing and overall comprehension of the spanish language.

Mr. Mgoo you're FIVE FOOT TWOOOOO!!

by JRuss August 28, 2007

Mr. Bation

A chronic masturbator who denies jerking off and is an opponent of chronic masturbation.

Mr. Bation: <knocking on door> HEY! are you masturbating in there?

Mr. Bator: Yea, just give me 10 more minutes.

Mr. Bation: You sick little perv, real men don't masturbate. Hurry up in there all this masturbation talk makes me want to rub one off too.

Mr. Bator: How about you do me and I do you?

Mr. Bation: Would'nt that make us gay?

Mr. Bator: Yes of course

Mr. Bation: Well I guess having you jerk me off is better then masturbating since I don't believe in masturabation.

by masturbataj January 21, 2010

Mr. Freeze

When a drunk guy gets all amped up to go talk to some chicks in a bar, walks over, physically interrupts their conversation and doesn't say a thing to them after. Meanwhile his buddies are laughing/cringing from across the room.

Brock crashed and burned last night, invented a new pick-up move called the Mr. Freeze that is guaranteed to fail. Blamed it on the crondo.

by NickInMesa October 25, 2009

Mr. Fisty

When you ram your fist into the rectum of another.

Dude, I was with Jessie last night and I slipped her the Mr. Fisty. She screamed like a banshee.

by THE Mister Fisty April 30, 2010

mr claypole

The final orgasmic lunge that is technically a 'double jester's.'
Both feet fully stretch with rapid toe-curl as the Captain twitches and fires his yoghurt torpedo.

"Ooh darling, I'm nearly there! Ahhh, Mr Claypole's at the door!!"

by Billy Bunting October 6, 2006

the Mr. Beach

during sex, when a man with a prominent beard takes his beard and rubs it all over and in a girls pussy, sometimes transferring crabs.

Man... Ms.Beach looks like she got the Mr. Beach last night..

by Pants.. February 15, 2007