Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern

One of the two biggest fictioanl aholes (the other being his father) you will ever meet/

Me: Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern? No.

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

Arkansas Hooded Merganser

A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.

She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.

by AmishRakeFighter November 27, 2024

Jose Franklin Moran

Jose Franklin Moran likes little girls be warned.

Oh.. there’s Jose Franklin Moran tickling little boys again!

by Mama Ava❤️ December 19, 2025