Matthew

Matthew is Lowkey a beaner. He’s super shy and weird. He’s in a very serious relationship with Wendy. He plays baseball and he kinda thick.

“Omgg are you going to Matthews game on Saturday”

by Dezi anaiya December 6, 2019

Matthew Nagisa1000

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Matthew Nagisa1000 moment

by MATTHEW NAGISA1k October 26, 2020

Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.

"Hello Matthew Bean"
"Hello"

by Xocrone September 16, 2020

matthew

a guy who confuses korean and japanese

matthew just confused two completely different languages without noticing

by summend3bi November 13, 2021

matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a person who loves eating and eats many types of food. Matthew is inspirational to those around him yet he is oblivious to the fact. People find him interesting as he often does unique and eccentric actions. No one can hate a Matthew as he is such a nice guy with a caring heart that goes out if his way to ensure that others around him are safe and comfortable. He is someone who is loyal and trustworthy, the type of guy you can rely on. Can be known as Matt as well.

Carl: Hey Matthew, boy can you eat...
Matthew: Hey man, it's an all you can eat buffet, Carl just don't eat the carbs.

Carl: Okay Matthew, probably slow down on eating that chicken though...

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Matthew

Matthew's typically have great parents, ultimately resulting in healthy social skills later on in life. Matthew tends to have nothing that he needs, but something that everyone else needs. He's the man that the world didn't know it needed. He typically stocks up on plenty of snacks, but is in desperate need of toilet paper. Usually stocks up on Ramen Noodles, but has no idea how to cook anything else. Will go out and earn a surplus of money just to spend it on the person he loves (who is also typically the person who cooks for him). Believes he's stuck in the awkward part of life between a mom and a wife.

"Who's that guy that's feeding the homeless?"
"Oh... that's Matthew!"

by DaddyMattySutts November 9, 2022