Pumped Up Kicks

The one kid who never talks, but is super cool (WARNING: he might also shoot up your school)

"That kid is so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks"

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025

Chinking Kick

the only way chickens can do combat, by chinkin kicking.

'The chicken just killed someone by performing a chinking kick'

by Snargusford January 22, 2022

Kick in the cunt

Receiving a low pay check after working 80 hours a week

Mitch: You sold all those homes, you must be cashed-up now, right?
Justin: No, you'd be surprised, I work 80 hours a week and all I got was a kick in the cunt.

by Mooooch February 27, 2021

Kick stand

When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week

I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week

by Mgb1238746 October 2, 2020

Kicking the crumbs

Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.

Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed

by Ultra wide river December 15, 2022

kicking his leg

when you scroll from jude_movie’s most recent post to part 361 (third pinned video) realizing he hasn’t posted in a while

“i get so mad when i see the guy kicking his leg”

“jude are you okay? i just saw the guy kicking his leg”

“it’s time to post jude, the guy kicking his leg showed up again”

by sxy195188m7 May 21, 2023