by Haydock Hitman September 12, 2022

1. OH NO I had to kick my friend because he was too UGLY!
2. You're so UGLY that every time I pass you I instinctively kick you in the face.
2. You're so UGLY that every time I pass you I instinctively kick you in the face.
by PsuedosTheFool March 31, 2022

The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots
Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.
Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.
Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'
There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.
Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.
Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.
Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.
Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'
There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.
Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.
Kick (Snooker):
A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there
B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'
A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!
A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there
B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'
A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!
by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011

Dude 1: Dude let's go to kfc!
Dude 2: OH HELL NO!
Dude 3: O H HELL NO!
Dude 1: Alright let's kick it up a notch and go to ihop!
Dude 2: OH HELL NO!
Dude 3: O H HELL NO!
Dude 1: Alright let's kick it up a notch and go to ihop!
by sorken2 March 25, 2017

Perma-kick is an alternative way of saying permaban. It is used strictly on teamspeak and the phrase can be heard when a player is about to be banned from the server.
David: Alright that's enough I've had it with your bullshit Andy, I'm going to perma-kick you.
Andy: Oh shit dude please don't!
Ryan: Guys look Andy is about to get perma-kicked!
Andy: Oh shit dude please don't!
Ryan: Guys look Andy is about to get perma-kicked!
by Scythori June 14, 2016

"Kick 'em off" or "Kick them b*ches out" is a hood term for a person forcefully removing someones footwear, taking it for themselves.
by ~Tephyrius~ January 4, 2025
