Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.

He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

c-weed

Not to be confused with "ocean vegetation", this is a code-word for marijuana --- i.e., "c" weed, with "c" standing for "cannabis".

It's widely known that many commercial fishermen bring in "something other than fish" during many of their offshore hauls; to both avoid arousing suspicion among the authorities AND secretly convey to their cohorts that they "have the goods", they claim to be hauling "c-weed" as a side-business to their regular Pisces/crustacean-based harvesting.

by QuacksO February 18, 2022

weed

the best thing to exist. the only bad thing about it is that it could have memory loss and thats bad but it is also very good for you. i suggest to only do it when 18+

fag ass retard: why are you smoking weed?!!! its bad for you and can give you cancer!

me(very cool guy): shut up retard and have some.
fag ass retard: no ill get cancer at least ill live past 21 (idk why tf little ass kids use this lame ass response)

me: shut up
fag ass retard: *jumps off bridge*

by everythinguneedtoknowabdrugs May 30, 2022

Weeding

A death in the family

I attended my aunts weeding today

by Antbytheway July 14, 2022

Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.

I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!

by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014

Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016

WEED

never give weed to an adhd kid.

I smoke weed every day.

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 3, 2021