human

a living organism who stands on two legs has two arms and can be both vegetarian or a carnivore. a human is animal celled, and it is on the top of the food chain not just one but all. a human is the same thing as a person. is a mammal. some humans are skinny some are fat

i am a fucking human bra i am FREEEEEEEEEE! free fallen.

i am a white ass human and i like
you are one black human, like you know it
you are a bad human, bad, bad, bad, no biting you filthy animal

human by the nerd that nobody likes February 21, 2019

Human

Stupid Race That Doesn't Know Anything.

Humans are stupid

Human by Human9174873497934792 February 28, 2019

Human

The average, typical person of commonplace or standard traits

A human is writing this right now! And, a human is reading this right now, as well.

Human by Warren Rodroff March 21, 2019

Human

A featherless bipod

Artistotle- a human is a featherless bipod
Diogenes- (starts plucking a chicken)

Human by john bron March 22, 2019

Human

A animal that had a brain like no other.

Written by a human.

Alien: oh look it's one of those humans, lets kill it.

Human by 9/11 was just a performance. March 23, 2019

Human

The person reading this

Dude ur so ugly

Its human nature

Human by Goddamnit someone took me April 15, 2019

Human Bonding 

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.

“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”

Human Bonding by DJ1580 April 29, 2019