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Mount me and ride me like a horse

(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)
He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!
by Hot Meemaw May 17, 2020
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hold this tale and let me fuck this horse

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.
would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??
by ugly84 January 11, 2010
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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.
Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!

Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!
- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD
by horselicker666 November 8, 2010
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I am just jerking your horse

Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.
Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.

Thomas: Oh fuck!

*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*

Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.

Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.
by L K-9 May 2, 2016
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If you have the resources you should use them as made famous by Kyle Kretzschmar
Should we use the pullout or just sleep on the couch
Got the horse might as well ride it let's use the pullout
by the dilmaker March 14, 2023
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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse
Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was
by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004
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