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Get the Mount me and ride me like a horse mug.by ugly84 January 11, 2010
Get the hold this tale and let me fuck this horse mug.by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
Get the does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? mug.A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!
Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!
Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!
- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD
by horselicker666 November 8, 2010
Get the shut up woman get on my horse mug.Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.
Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.
Thomas: Oh fuck!
*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*
Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.
Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.
Thomas: Oh fuck!
*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*
Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.
Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.
by L K-9 May 2, 2016
Get the I am just jerking your horse mug.Should we use the pullout or just sleep on the couch
Got the horse might as well ride it let's use the pullout
Got the horse might as well ride it let's use the pullout
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Get the got the horse might as well ride it mug.not if its a female hobby horse
Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was
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