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The Great Head Theory

The Great Head Theory argues that if you recieve amazing head the first time you have intecourse with a partner, you should not persue a relationship with that person. As they have too much experience from previous relationships/partners. Also who gives crasy head the first time they sleep with someone, except when they a hoe?
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.
I was considering wifing this throat goat, however The Great Head Theory convinced me to settle for someone giving less sloppy topp.
by Dr.Sloppytopp June 4, 2024
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A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.
Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.
by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021
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great-great-great-cousin-nephew

My great-great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
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co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's husband.
My co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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The Great White Rhino

When someone calls you "The Great White Rhino" it means ...
The one that got away.
by IFLY1977 November 26, 2020
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Great Value Jason Momoa

Showing resemblance to the iconic actor Jason Momoa but lacking in substance. Typically used to describe a knock off version of someone of statue.
Look at that Great Value Jason Momoa, he can't even swim.
by RUHdog July 9, 2021
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