french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020

French fromage booty

A nice butt on a woman, usually French.

"Damn, dude! That girls got some serious French fromage booty!"

by SDanger September 12, 2017

French Fry

A citizen of the nation of the fanciest fries.

I am a French Fry!
You French Fry!
Hey, French Fry!

by 489flint September 25, 2017

French Vanilla Hoe

These girls are a lot like Pumpkin Spice Hoe just instead of overdoing the whole basic girl in fall thing, they don’t drink PSLs, they are hipsters. They drink French vanilla iced coffees. They always get the biggest size possible but never are able to finish.

Hey look over there, it’s that French vanilla hoe with her huge French vanilla coffee she won’t finish.

by angelica.eliza.and.peggy October 12, 2017

were not french

Basically it means I don't fuck with you

You don't associate yourself with that person

AMIE: Hey how's it going??
Jeremy: uuuum were not French...

by Jerbear7075 May 30, 2017

french faker

When kissing you rapidly stick your tongue in and out of their mouth

He gave me a french faker last night and it was totally gross

by Zombieattack04 May 31, 2017

French Opening

Noun:
The butthole.

Verb:
The opening of the anus.

Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.

Shaun: I was in the French Opening yesterday for my first time!
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.

by Christiangirlss June 3, 2017