French Camouflage

A stinky untamed bush with a vagina hiding behind it

When a German invades a French woman’s pussy even though it isn’t visible. “This bitch was wearing French Camouflage, but I occupied!”

French Camouflage by StanSeaton January 16, 2026

french pastel

where you draw on the vag with bright colours a smiley face then you make out with it

last night when we did a french pastel was great

french pastel by loose meat sandwich god January 26, 2026

French Trench Foot

When someone with toe jam infested feet gives a footjob and peels someone's foreskin back, then takes the smegma out and places it between their toes for the receiver to eat.

Oh you mean French Trench Foot? I hear that's a delicacy where you're from!

French Trench Foot by anonymous February 18, 2026

French Trench Foot

When someone with toe jam infested feet gives a footjob and peels someone's foreskin back, then takes the smegma out and places it between their toes for the receiver to eat.

Oh you mean French Trench Foot? I hear that's a delicacy where you're from!

French Trench Foot by anonymous February 18, 2026

French Trench Foot

When someone with toe jam infested feet gives a footjob and peels someone's foreskin back, then takes the smegma out and places it between their toes for the receiver to eat.

Oh you mean French Trench Foot? I hear that's a delicacy where you're from!

French Trench Foot by Shiversimp32 February 18, 2026

French Road Trip

A french road trip is where you and a partner/ buddies take a road trip completely in the nude. It is a surprisingly spiritual experience.

Wanna go on a french road trip with me and rusty? No im a prude and a pussy.

French Road Trip by Uncle Phillip February 28, 2026

French Waltz

A man dragging his sweaty balls down the back of another man's glistening neck

Hey man wanna go do a French waltz?

Yeah man I haven't showered in a week

French Waltz by W.L.M March 11, 2026