El

People named El are usually really hot and have a massive dick. They are good friends to have and will make you fall in love with them.

El is so hot, i cant believe they’re real.

by slut4kuromi November 21, 2021

El Kalai

they are most generous persons on the freeking universe. Having an El Kalai in your life is the biggest blessing that could exist. They are skaters. If you have this name, you'll become richer than Trump. Trust me.
the futures masters of the world, a real organisation.... (Like Francs-maçons...)

OMG, did you kill this child for the El Kalai's to become rich and save the universe from Thanos?

by paramécie November 22, 2021

El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025

El Diablo

Is a nickname given to Jaccob Whiteaker, also known in-game as Yay, a professional valorant player playing for Envy. He is an absolute demon with crisp, tappy aim, efficient movement, confidence, and of course, 8 ping.

The nickname was given to him during his cs days as yay was known as a fearless entry fragger. Paired with the 8 ping in valorant, he dominants in online ranked against other professional valorant players such as Subroza and WARDELL.

Subroza: oh shit, the reyna's El Diablo!

WARDELL: OH FUCK OH FUCK, DONT PEEK HIM!!

by TempleRxse August 12, 2021

el vale

Your topical loner dude from L.A. who gets no hoes

Hey do you know el Vale? Yeah he’s a loner who gets no bches

by Ya saben quien August 29, 2022

El Baldico

Football term referring to any match between teams whose managers/coaches are bald, with examples of bald managers including but not limited to Pep Guardiola, Zinedine Zidane Nuno Espirito Santo, Erik Ten Hag, Arne Slot, Enzo Maresca, Max Allegri, Stefano Pioli

Examples of El Baldico include:

Man City (Pep Guardiola) vs Man Utd (Erik Ten Hag) 2022-2024
Liverpool (Arne Slot) vs Man City (Pep) 2024-present
Chelsea (Enzo Maresca) vs Liverpool (Slot) or City (Pep) 2024-present

Who will be outed as the bald fraud in tonight's El Baldico? Find out on TNT Sports

by weirdyrandommetal1977 July 16, 2025

Reitneprac el letnahc

Reversing use of letters. Bad morality. Snake.

Reitneprac el letnahc snake eyes attract a being, equally devoid of their moral compass.

by I like faggots with mash August 1, 2019