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El Baldico

Football term referring to any match between teams whose managers/coaches are bald, with examples of bald managers including but not limited to Pep Guardiola, Zinedine Zidane Nuno Espirito Santo, Erik Ten Hag, Arne Slot, Enzo Maresca, Max Allegri, Stefano Pioli

Examples of El Baldico include:

Man City (Pep Guardiola) vs Man Utd (Erik Ten Hag) 2022-2024
Liverpool (Arne Slot) vs Man City (Pep) 2024-present
Chelsea (Enzo Maresca) vs Liverpool (Slot) or City (Pep) 2024-present
Who will be outed as the bald fraud in tonight's El Baldico? Find out on TNT Sports
by weirdyrandommetal1977 July 16, 2025
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El Diablo

Is a nickname given to Jaccob Whiteaker, also known in-game as Yay, a professional valorant player playing for Envy. He is an absolute demon with crisp, tappy aim, efficient movement, confidence, and of course, 8 ping.

The nickname was given to him during his cs days as yay was known as a fearless entry fragger. Paired with the 8 ping in valorant, he dominants in online ranked against other professional valorant players such as Subroza and WARDELL.
Subroza: oh shit, the reyna's El Diablo!

WARDELL: OH FUCK OH FUCK, DONT PEEK HIM!!
by TempleRxse August 12, 2021
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el vale

Your topical loner dude from L.A. who gets no hoes
Hey do you know el Vale? Yeah he’s a loner who gets no bches
by Ya saben quien August 29, 2022
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el chori

“El chori” is an awsome nickname for a very short amount of people, they are very funny and easy to be with , also if you date one of them you are a fucking lucky bitch (or bastard) becouse they always are going to help you when you need them and they will always care for you.
- hey! That guy seems awsome.
- he is probably el chori by it’s way of being.
by Chorizard February 8, 2018
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El Golzio

A sex position, basically like doggy style but with the giving part hanging freely, holding on to a bar or branch.

Not the most rewarding but rather a fun physically challenging erotic experience.
He was too tired to perform the el Golzio last night
by Frauenmissversteher98 July 8, 2018
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El Souch

Chief of Operations who occasionally partakes in fucknuterie, but friends generally allow it due to his blatant disregard for other's response to his thrusts of homosexuality, which he imposes on most any "next man".
Son: Mother what is that guy doing to "next man"
Mother: Son don't point! You don't El Souch to violate your bum.
by kimo26 February 11, 2024
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El

Short for Ellie 😂 u thought there was gonna be a long paragraph didn’t ya 😂 oof
by hdksjsja May 14, 2018
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