bar buffer

When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.

I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!

easy out wing man third wheel savior

by Helladays January 28, 2016

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Potters Bar

where people grew up with pb slags asking for 50p boosts and roadmen shotting 0.5s as 2grams

you will get chinged if your not bad

Friend:yo bro come let’s go Potters bar
Me:are you dumb

by Daveman1969 September 22, 2021

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Vertical Bar

Definition 1: Used to mock people that are trapped in a mental institutions, insane asylums, or schizophrenic like environments.

Definition 2: May also be used to emphasize the sheer magnitude of a flex.

Ex 1: Yo. You better prepare that ass. Wild Randy is in heat and needs to mate with another male ASAP. Vertical bar.

Ex 2: Your dad got plowed up his poop chute last night. Ask me how I know. Vertical fucking bar.

by Brent Watchkids December 26, 2024

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Gnar-Bar

A type of measurement for any activity that's fun, gross, and awesome.

Hey dude that skateboard trick was a 7/10 on the Gnar-Bar!

Dude I just took a $h1+ and it was a 8/10 on the Gnar-Bar

by Senor.Smith November 25, 2018

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Bar Street Taco

When a woman just puts a little perfume on her vagina before a night out clubbing or going to bars instead of taking a shower and washing her vagina.

Jennifer didn't want to take the time for a shower before going out with the girls, so she thought the next best thing to do would be make a Bar Street Taco.

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 9, 2016

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