Air

Air is something you breathe in, it cums from like plants or something and it helps you live.

P1: hey i cant breathe
P2: just use air
P1: woah
P2 : air

by fartejaculator123 September 4, 2023

Air

You should know what air is you fucking slob, have you never been outside before? Do you not know what FUCKING AIR IS?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU FAILED ABORTION, YOU DISGRACE TO THE CONCEPT OF LIFE. FUCK YOU.

Guy 1: Hey! Joey doesn't know what AIR is!
Guy 2: Let's kick his lobotomized ass!
Joey: death

by StupidBitchSlob September 22, 2023

Air

You breath this weird wonderful manic in and it’s all around you, just like the boys😉😉

Max:“Yo what’s air”
Jesus:“Yo fam, it’s the stuff all around us, it’s invisible but lit”

by Kiera...OREO November 8, 2019

breath of fish air

a queef that is directed at the nostrils, usually during 69

We were doing 69 and she gave me a breath of fish air

by RelaxedBreak98 July 28, 2023

air whale

An amazing animal combining the powers of air with a whale.. or a miss reading of a shirt. whenever you see a whale , yell as loud as you can " AIR WHALE!!".

hey look at this cool shirt I got

AIR WHALE!!

LOL yes

by top hat guy April 25, 2009

Major Air Dribble

What happens when you pull your pants up too fast after going to the bathrooms

I just took a shit and I had a Major Air Dribble

by OrionJeremy March 1, 2019

buying air-time

Buying a meal or treats for a person in the hope of receiving sexual gratification. "Air-time" as in legs-in-the-air-time.

By paying for her lunch she thought he was generous but actually he was buying air-time.

by Big Jay August 25, 2023