by Wybroo April 29, 2022
This is one smooth operator; with a name like that everyone remembers him. The chicks are always worried about this Kim that seems to be hanging out with all the guys, but when they finally get to meet this handsome devil they start to wonder about his origins. Where could he be from? He is kind, loving, caring and has the libido of a stallion; no wonder the babes can't decide whether to call him Kim, Michael or both, because they are confused by this juxtaposition of femininity and masculinity.
by DirndlSnatcher May 24, 2017
IAN is a real Man.He is very easy to fall in love with.he is patient and kind.only if you can make the cut and he let's you see the real Prince within.Ian Michael is someone who lives like a pauper but is really a king.if he gets bored he will light your house on fire.Although he is averagly endowed he hoes all night and makes woman cum over and over again
by Ladyovrage July 22, 2017
A fat nigger who eats shit and pussy sundae all day. God who rules all dickheads and sucks dick for a living. Loves to eat sacks but not the balls. Salty as fuck/
Is ur name Michael Y?
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by jadkdsadasad January 31, 2017
An immortal being who is made entirely of drugs. He cannot die of overdose and lives on drugs instead of air. His goal in his eternal life is to try every drug in existence.
"Michael Greenwald don't take those 60 pills"
"Michael Greenwald your gonna die"
"U know my boy Michael Greenwald?, that nigga cant die"
"Michael Greenwald your gonna die"
"U know my boy Michael Greenwald?, that nigga cant die"
by bitchass2312 November 06, 2019
Alpha Male... ALPHA MALE!
by Metthman October 30, 2019
Named after Michael "Mikon" Hermans, one of Patongs most notorius hunters. After a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). He spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.
Allen : Did you pick up last night?
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.
by Patongs Finest August 26, 2008