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Michael Greenwald

An immortal being who is made entirely of drugs. He cannot die of overdose and lives on drugs instead of air. His goal in his eternal life is to try every drug in existence.
"Michael Greenwald don't take those 60 pills"
"Michael Greenwald your gonna die"
"U know my boy Michael Greenwald?, that nigga cant die"
by bitchass2312 November 5, 2019
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Michael Nan

Michael Nan is a not very smart black banana. OOOOHH OOOOHH YEYYEYEYEY
That Michael Nan came from Africa.
by anonymous black banana February 24, 2022
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julia michaels

A singer-songwriter from Iowa who saved the music Industry. She has an unconditional love for her family, friends, fans(also known as the gemfam), pets and pickles with chocolate ice-cream.
A: is that an angel?
B: no that's Julia Michaels
by Véronique van Dijk July 1, 2019
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Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other
Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.
by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010
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Michael Musa

Michael Musa was born in Miami, Florida, on April 24th, 2008. in 2011, Michael moved to Rochester, New York, alongside his family, and currently resides there. Not only is he handsome, he's also smart, and funny! Although he gets no bitches (for the time being), he can assure you, its by choice 👌. He loves all things Marvel, DC, and Superheroes in general. His favorite food is any juicy ass burger, and surprisingly isn't a complete fatass. Some of his hobbies include playing videogames, reading books, and spending time with family and friends. Michael does swimming, and is fucking awesome at backstroke. His music taste ranges anywhere from classical, to present day, and in all various forms, such as pop, rock, rap, jazz, etc. His current favorite movies are Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Spider-Man: No Way Home, The Batman, Beverly Hills Cop, The Back to the Future trilogy, The Goonies, and Indiana Jones (Temple of Doom, and Raiders of the Lost Ark). His favorite TV shows at the moment are The Boys, Doom Patrol, The Umbrella Academy, Breaking Bad, The Mandalorian, and Rick and Morty. If you are one of his friends who wound up finding this, SUCK MY COCK, if you by some chance are another Michael Musa, and want to talk about how fucking awesome being a Michael Musa is, add Michael on Discord at the username MusaMan24 and the tag #1874. If you want to add Michael on Snapchat look for Michael Musa, or Musaman24, his bitmoji is the retarded looking one with the sunglasses.
"Michael Musa is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot!" -women everywhere
"Michael Musa has like the biggest cock ever, am I right?" -anyone with common sense
by MusaMan24 March 8, 2022
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Michael Bolton

To quit easily due to fear.
Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.
by ElCunt0 November 8, 2018
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michael jackson

a guy who ran around and yelled/sang HEHE
“hi i’m michael jackson HEHE”
by dkbxdijvdshkvxd March 13, 2020
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