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Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized
John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
by NickPikk August 18, 2023
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Zurlo weed

Zurlo buys the cheapest weed. I sold him zurlo weed
by Sasqatchwookie November 25, 2021
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Weed Muggle

Derived from weed smoking Harry Potter fans who made it through the pandemic with magical herbs

1. Anti-marijuana non magic users.
2. Those idiot Republicans who need weed more than anyone.
Facetious and Malarkey? Weed muggles won't use those words their whole lives!
by MoonFire1985 April 16, 2021
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Weed

A type of flower that, when smoked, can give mind altering affects and elevate moods. Can also make you gay in some cases, or cause you to fall into an Eternal Gay Sleep, also known as EGS.
Dude did you smoke and of that weed that topher brought? That shit was straight gas.
by ilikebeer2019 March 20, 2019
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Weeding

The wedding between two people who smoke a lot of weed. There is a lot of weed smoked at this particular weddings
That was a awesome weeding, dude!
by zerotex June 14, 2019
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weed pasta

when you pull up to the function with a joint full of spaghettiiiiiï

"bro let me smoke some of that rigattoni! you've got the best weed pasta in the land i wanna slurp that noodle till you penis bong mmh yeah oughthgh"
by wweedpasta July 17, 2023
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