waffle cramp

the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina
girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her
by napper:) May 12, 2011
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Flipping waffles

Basically this means an individual is completely wrong/ not enough information is known about a situation but continues to argue about the topic. Usually in a exaggerated and dramatic way. Public or private no-place is safe from these assholes.
“ I can’t believe your baby momma brought her mom to hand off screaming in your face again! Bitch be flipping waffles. “
by PlznoBS92 July 18, 2021
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Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle
"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."
by Prometheus03 February 28, 2023
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Tuna waffles

He emailed me a picture of himself. He's just sitting there looking all confused. He's tuna waffles.
Tuna from acan mixed with mayo and green olives, heated up in the microwave or stop top, then spread ontop of fresh hot waffles.

An individual that knows how to get on your nerves without even doing anything; Tuna waffles.
by SAHVANARGI January 25, 2022
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scottish waffle

Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.
Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.
by Trashmastet2k January 28, 2018
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Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.
Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?
by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025
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waffle-flesh

When a person has so much cellulite, it resembles a waffle.
Fat Jane's leggings were so tight, you could see her waffle-flesh.
by Skinny Jim March 26, 2011
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