used tampon

a penis that has been defiled by, inserted into, the orifices of more than one person, without remorse

"I'm poor! I'm a used tampon! What shall I do to fix my poor situation?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

New year, new us?

What exes text each other on new years. It’s a new year. Ya’ll can start over on a clean slate.

ex bf: new year, new us?
ex gf: lmao, ofc.

by hoodiye December 31, 2023

US foreign policy

a) something that cannot - and should not- and will never be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics

b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger

c) a new, as yet undiscovered, element from the periodic table, abbreviated US (subscript 616, F being the 6th letter of the alphabet and P the 16th)

Boy writing a letter to Obama and Hillary Clinton: if none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, why did you even bother trying to understand US foreign policy, definition a)?

Boys mother: Steven, are you all right? I think you need a psyche-eval

by Sexydimma June 10, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

among us

This is me Emily🥳 among us is my life

It all started when I was 11 in the sixth grade I played with some friends and got addicted. Ever since then among us has been my life xo

Me: kys if you don’t like among us

Boyfriend: I love among us

*makes out*

by YASAMONGUS4EVER January 24, 2022

Useful information

Where information is being gather and disseminated about me. That's it. There is nothing else.

Hym "No. None of that is useful at all. Not even a little. Useful information would be where the information is being gathered. Nothing else is even semi-useful. I would even go as far as to say that it's USELESS."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

Show us ya jacobs

Balls, testicles, nads.

Sees a Naralda Jacobs on TV
“Show us ya Jacobs, Jacobs”

by newWordQueen25 October 9, 2025