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Long Live The King

Proclaims Life to the King.

Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.

But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.

That's the part they don't get.

That's why Long Live The King.
These bastards are after the King. They want the Throne. Fuck them. Long Live The King.
by WhoGivesAShitAnymore March 2, 2023
mugGet the Long Live The Kingmug.

Long lennon

A absurdly long stretched out image of the Beatles member John Lennon
“Have you seen my image of long Lennon anywhere?”
by angxl December 29, 2024
mugGet the Long lennonmug.

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On the side he will often be seen slinging dick to fake snapchat bots.
Captain Long was seen driving his cock helicopter for allie on video
by Allie- Snapbot April 2, 2025
mugGet the Captain Longmug.

long headed

someone who either

a) has a long head
b) you want to insult and don’t have anything to insult them with
Jessica: your such a long headed idiot
Megan: •_•
by um....yeh October 3, 2019
mugGet the long headedmug.

Long-Bong-Silver

a very long waterpipe
did you see creg with that long-bong-silver
by Colbias14at Gmail dot com April 7, 2011
mugGet the Long-Bong-Silvermug.

Daddy long sock

A daddy long sock is when a male has a big cock for granny to make bacon for the kids with, this is also for girls with big tats and that are soccer balls just like azzy land!
Oh Man U have a daddy long sock don’t cha’”
by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019
mugGet the Daddy long sockmug.

Long head

Someone that says they meet then long you off all the time.
by Skty May 23, 2022
mugGet the Long headmug.

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