hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

stroke goat

to masturbate

you shouldn’t stroke the goat in public
- stroke goat

by oopsorry December 14, 2019

Goat Hair

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Goated

Containing goat, usually refers to younger goats or "kids".

The dinner was goated

by Hah goattem March 26, 2021

The goat

Swag's mom

Swag's mom is The goat

by omega0926 March 22, 2021

Goat

Something that is defined as “Amazing” on social media platforms.

“Yes, he’s the goat, dude!”

by directionstoitaly May 25, 2023

Emiliano The Goat

A silly goober type who often enjoys making content on social media platforms such as YouTube.

Often characterized as silly, goofy, or illegal.

“And what is this” “A border hopper 😔”
“Would NOT wanna make Emiliano The Goat angry.”

by Textbook 11 December 7, 2023