Clown Shoes

about a size 23

Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"

Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"

by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011

Funny Clown

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth, then making her laugh so she spits it out!

"Man, I had the best night last night, I gave my girlfriend the best funny clown! She spat my load everywhere!"

by TheActualBatman! December 18, 2012

Clown

n. (KUH-LOWN)
One who deserves no other title because their goofiness is absolutely absurd. This person is an absolute cornball and their actions say it all.

“Griffin said Eminem’s album is better than Tha Carter V, what a clown.”

by Lucky Charm September 28, 2018

Ass Clown

Ass Clown is basically a cross between an ass hole and a clown. Members of Dirty Sanchez and JackAss are good examples of ass clowns.

I saw that guy trying to spray his mate with mace for fun. What a fucking ass clown.

by K2fatbob March 20, 2010

Cupcake Cock-Clown

A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.

Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.

by AttackOnCrack June 29, 2018

Clown

That scary ass thing with the red nose and big ass fucking feet

Bro look at that scary ass clown in the corner!

by Oopieoop February 9, 2021

Clown step

A magical restorative potion made from Goldschläger and Monster energy drink, mixed in whatever measure you have available. Side effects include temporary blindness, incompetence and astral projection.

"Ee yah lad, get this clown step down yerr neck, and get back out there!"

by Bobby Spoons August 11, 2017