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bus muffin

"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.
"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"

"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
by cavefish April 20, 2009
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Bus Bunny

A bus bunny is a male or female, who rides the bus frequently and follows around a certain driver. A bus bunnies main goal is to get with the bus operator to take money from them as they know they’re well paid.
There goes frank, he’s always hanging around that bus bunny.
by Young_Buck July 19, 2021
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Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.
In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009
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Party Bus

n. Exactly like a mullet, but with thinning hair. Party in the back, business, minus the -iness (because they’re missing part).
That Guy with thinning hair and a wife-beater is rocking the Party Bus. How can he eat that corn on the cob with only 3 teeth?
by Duffman66CMU February 1, 2020
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Bu-wiccan

A person whose beliefs are part Buddhist and part Wiccan.
You know Angelique just can't to the conclusion that she is Bu-wiccan.
by Angeliquean February 28, 2024
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I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus
Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck
by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022
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