when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. Then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was performing thanksgiving turkey knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with an imprint of a girthy Frankfurt.
by binnoladen March 12, 2023
When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
A tucked turkey is a perfect pussy where the lips are not saggy and the vulva does not hang. The exact opposite of a turkey pussy.
by MaDDoG44 May 03, 2018
by DeclanThaddius December 09, 2020
by Mayospeed December 28, 2014
Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*
Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"
Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"
by Bologna1515 April 16, 2020
The fear foreigners (especially Syrians) have of spending the rest of their lives working 12 hours a day in Turkey.
Hey Yasser. What's up? Do you still live in Turkey?
Hey Timo. Yeah , and I'm afraid that I started suffering from Turkey-phobia.
Hey Timo. Yeah , and I'm afraid that I started suffering from Turkey-phobia.
by Yasserpro January 23, 2019