Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024

Godfather's Pizza

A privately owned restaurant chain headquartered in Omaha, Nebraska, that operates fast casual Italian franchises and Pizza Express locations

Godfather's Pizza is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 4, 2022

Cheese Pizza

A popular dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese. A universally loved food item known for its cheesy goodness and enjoyed by millions around the globe. Often the life of the party and a go-to comfort food, even if it lacks pepperoni.

This is the greatest cheese pizza of All Time

by Exodim January 16, 2024

pizza

teenagers' slang for suicide

guy1: what ya doin' today?
guy2: I'm going to order some pizza
guy1: dude no, life is too beautiful to do it.

by Patho August 20, 2017

Pizza tweaking

When you're waiting for the pizza and keep looking out the window like a tweaker

Quit pizza tweaking bro it will be here soon.

by Mo42 February 10, 2017

Pizza

Boarding school slang that can refer to any type of amphetamine…Adderall, Ritalin, Vyvanse, Concerta, etc.

We have that essay due tomorrow dude. Are you trying to have a pizza party later or what?

by Stewart Bova September 26, 2025

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza

A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025