Shit n' biscuits

A term shouted out when a bad or undesired turn of events takes place or something doesn't turn out the way you want it.

Example #1
(man's arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
Man: Shit n' biscuits!

Example #2
Guy #1: Dude, I just saw your dog get hit by a car
Guy #2: What? Fluffy?!?!?
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm really sorry man...
Guy #2: Aw... Shit n' Biscuits!

by Droteratti August 25, 2011

Golden Biscuit

A golden biscuit is something that is perfect just like a golden biscuit.

My girlfriend is such a golden biscuit I don't know why she fell for me.

by ima_tell_the_world May 26, 2023

Biscuit Cushion

when you lean against one cushion whilst hugging another, thus becoming the filling in between two 'biscuit' cushions.

Don't start the film yet, I just need to biscuit cushion

by Doška March 13, 2024

Eskimo Biscuit

Eskimo Biscuit is a label given to female genitalia.

Fred: man i finally got a crack at Kelly's eskimo biscuit last night.

by D.Div. Salty Mufffuckin Dalty June 25, 2022

biscuit

an absolute prat.

"you fucking biscuit i told you not to tell them"

by honeywhxre October 4, 2022

Cunt biscuit

A dry ass cunt whore

That cunt biscuit bitch Jessica fucked my damn dog again.

by Justice_435 January 18, 2019

Biscuit

A confectionery snack which could be made with sugar, chocolate, icing, jam, ginger or cinnamon.

I like a good ol' biscuit

by UltimateDoge October 17, 2022