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South African surprise

“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins May 28, 2018
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South Park Pathology

South Park Pathology refers to an attitude characterized by a deliberate display of apathy or disdain for caring about something, stemming from the belief that showing enthusiasm or concern is uncool or cringe. This mindset is often presented as a way of being "above" the act of caring, and it was popularized by the animated television show South Park. The term is particularly associated with millennials and serves as a critique of "poser" culture: if it is considered uncool to care deeply about something, then, paradoxically, it becomes "cool" to appear disinterested or dismissive.
John is embarrassed to tell people he plays Yu-Gi-Oh! because of South Park Pathology, fearing they might think it's cringe to care about a card game.

John is considered "based" because he shares his interests authentically and passionately, even though others with South Park Pathology tell him he's cringe for caring too much.
by Erik Houdini July 17, 2024
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South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.
"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"
by Hungzo October 5, 2017
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Harvard of the South

Refers to the University of Virginia, a prestigious public research university located in Charlottesville, VA.
The Harvard of the South is covered in Hoos.
by Notahoo March 14, 2024
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South Dakota Special

The act of getting away with a crime, up-to and including murder because you are a politician in South Dakota. With the harshest sentence typically being a very reduced sentence or community service.

Notable receiver's of the South Dakota Special include Bill Janklow and Jason Ravnsborg.
In 2003, former South Dakota governor Bill Janklow got the South Dakota Special by being convicted of 2nd degree manslaughter (a Class 4 Felony) and received a shorter sentence than someone charged with a misdemeanor.
by silavon May 15, 2024
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south seminole academy

a shitty school that is full of ghetto white people. dr. c thinks that adding “Academy” will make it sound amazing, but its not. the girls bathroom on 3rd floor doesnt have mirrors or a little counter anymore, why u ask? bc someones big fat ass sat on it and broke it. and in 1st floor girls bathroom doesn’t have a door in the big stall, why? bc someone decided to take the hinges off. the stairwell near ms s and mrs o is falling apart. the ceiling is literally falling, baseboards r being ripped off, and someone put silly string everywhere!! oh and earlier in the year someone spilt baby oil on the floor on 3rd floor and one of the stairwells, i thought i was gonna die bc people was falling everywhere i looked . OH AND, half of the stairwells smell like grandma pussy and bounce that ass. bro and someone get that elevator fixed, shit always break. AND THE FOOD, my friend literally took a bite of a chicken sandwich and it was RAW. oh and the milk was spoiled.

im so happy that tmr is my last day 😛. sorry all yall 6th and 7th graders.. have fun in hell for 2/1 more years. oh and the incoming 6th graders
someone: dude someone broke a toilet at my school..

someone else: oh you must go to south seminole academy!!

someone: yes! howd u know!?!?

someone else: bc that place is ghetto as fuck .
by ifuckinghateeveryone May 24, 2023
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South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.
Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!
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