Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy

Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015

Side hassle

When the side hustle (small business on the side of your ‘proper’ job) becomes more of a hassle than it’s worth - both economically, emotionally and spiritually.

“How’s that small business of yours going?”
“Oh my side hustle?”
“Yeah”
“It’s becoming a bit of a side hassle to be honest mate”

by Sean Jameson August 13, 2022

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

turn to the dark side

When you are in the middle of a jedi flip (mushrooms and acid) and do a line of coke

Man, I am sooo fucked from that jedi flip, may have to turn to the dark side

by HammeredSquash April 20, 2021

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.

Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!

by augoose January 30, 2018

side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher

"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"

by Sammibuka June 28, 2004