Frozen Ice 🧊 as in snow ❄️ explosion show in little AMERICA 🇺🇸. Fighting and shooting on icebergs. MEXIT TOEHUN and the ice 🧊 man vs muahlonnbe part 2.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created Muahlonnbesticexplosion🧊🧊show in little AMERICA 🇺🇸. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by LBJAY July 14, 2023
Fighting and shooting on the iceberg freezer MEXIT TOEHUN vs MUAHLONNBE. MEXIT TOEHUN FALLS INTO THE FREEZER AND FROZEN IN TO ICE 🧊 BLOCKS IN THE FREEZER. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.
I invented and made and created MUAHLONNBESTICEXPLOSION🧊🧊SHOW IN LITTLE AMERICA 🇺🇸. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.
by LBJAY July 15, 2023
that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….
I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.
Noun - that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move proves ineffectual and you realize that everyone you have ever been with has probably been faking it with you....
Last night I went to the Truman Show when my Tinder date laughed at me before exiting my car and labeling me as "some bad dick."
by NoHandleNecessary May 25, 2023
by WhErE aRe ThE aVaCaDoEs August 9, 2019
Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
by Ben.C.2008 February 26, 2022