Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013

The Rusty Fiddle

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

by Sweet Randall March 27, 2014

rusty ganache

A man with kidney stones blowing a bloody load inside the pooper.

It hurt like a muthafuckah, but I gave Lindsey a hell of a Rusty Ganache last night.

by Gnarly174738 April 30, 2014

rusty beercap

An unforeseen brown asshole that feels good upon penetration but rips your cock off on the way out. Post penetration, you will indeed require a tetanus shot.

I thought I was gonna get inside that girls brown eye, but instead I got into her rusty beercap and now my cock is missing.

by b.diesel May 15, 2014

Rusty Boomerang

When two men are making love doggy style, the "Alpha" conducts what is known as a "Reacharound" while both parties are shitting their brains out.

Talking to your bro: "Bro, that rusty boomerang you gave me last night was sick as fuck!"

by OnRyeBread May 17, 2014

rusty jungle

A worn out ginger vagina covered in pubes and infested with living creatures such as crabs (lice)

Yo bruh, stay away from that bitch. She's got a straight up rusty jungle.

by John Doe jangles April 26, 2014

rusty firecracker

When an old man fills a woman up with cum in every hole at once

Chav: yo shitboomer you owe moses £5
Old man:well your mom let me do the rusty firecracker for a pack of crisps

by shithead cameron May 16, 2014