when a guy hooks up with a random girl that plays rugby and gets his tiny weiner sucked in a room with a glass door allowing any wandering perverts to watch
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.
guy 1: ooooooooo ahhh
guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison
guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !
guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison
guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !
by cronos19 May 26, 2010
Get the pulling a jaison mug.When playing with a group of friends in a video game, one friend declares to go on a murderous rampage. The person will spend most of the time in the game mercilessly hunting down and killing the friends, and sometimes other random players, for their own enjoyment.
Man! My friends and I were playing GTA V last night, and the entire time *person* wouldn't stop killing us!
Sounds like they really Pulled a Jenni.
Sounds like they really Pulled a Jenni.
by Epic J June 4, 2015
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“Jane pulled another one of her stunts yesterday. She dropped by her mom’s to say hello and then dashed out the door to go drinking with her boyfriend. Her mom ended up having to watch the little darlings for two days. Jane’s mom was pissed!"
“JANE! Pull a stunt like that again and I’ll call Child Protective Services!”
Example 2:
“Dick pulled another one of his stunts last night. When his father ran into the Downtown Book Store, Dick took off with his car.”
“DICK! If you ever pull a stunt like that again, I’ll jam a wooden fence post so far up your shit-pipe that you’ll be pulling splinters from the roof of your mouth! And watch your language, mister!”
“Jane pulled another one of her stunts yesterday. She dropped by her mom’s to say hello and then dashed out the door to go drinking with her boyfriend. Her mom ended up having to watch the little darlings for two days. Jane’s mom was pissed!"
“JANE! Pull a stunt like that again and I’ll call Child Protective Services!”
Example 2:
“Dick pulled another one of his stunts last night. When his father ran into the Downtown Book Store, Dick took off with his car.”
“DICK! If you ever pull a stunt like that again, I’ll jam a wooden fence post so far up your shit-pipe that you’ll be pulling splinters from the roof of your mouth! And watch your language, mister!”
by Barn Breath May 8, 2016
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- verb
1. Social faus-pax
"to state that one will attend a social event and then proceed not to show up"
- verb
1. Social faus-pax
"to state that one will attend a social event and then proceed not to show up"
by rcjc January 2, 2008
Get the Pull a Farzad mug.To "Pull a Korrasami" is referring to show runners unexpectedly pairing up two main characters in the show into a gay relationship with each other. The phrase resulted from show runners on the animated series "The Legend of Korra" pairing up the female characters Korra and Asami at the very end of the show, surprising their audience with the unexpected outcome.
A: I really hope that the Voltron Legendary Defender writers will be pulling a Korrasami!
B: Boi have you seen the new season? It's just queer baiting.
B: Boi have you seen the new season? It's just queer baiting.
by idk man 27 August 11, 2018
Get the pulling a Korrasami mug.A.) Lying for no apparent reason
B.) Trying to act Super Straight when your really Super Gay.
C.) Carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.
D.) One upping someone on something really dumb.
E.) Equating every situation to a sexual act.
F.) Wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.
B.) Trying to act Super Straight when your really Super Gay.
C.) Carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.
D.) One upping someone on something really dumb.
E.) Equating every situation to a sexual act.
F.) Wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.
A.) Greg: Hey guys it so sunny outside right now.
Everyone else: Its fucking raining you dumbass. Your always Pulling a Smith !
B.) Greg: Damn look at the ass on that chick.
Phil: That's Dave from IT you faggot.
C.) Gay prostitute: That will be $200.00 for that blowjob, I only take pennies.
Greg: Outrageous!
D.) Phil: man, that bitch gives great head.
Greg: Well, Ah, hmm, I GIVE IT BETTER....yeah!
E.) Tom: My mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
Greg: LOL, she probably fell because she was banging! Hey Tom wanna Bang! LOL.
F.) Bill: Greg, where did you get those jeans?
Greg: Oh, Baby Gap
Everyone else: Its fucking raining you dumbass. Your always Pulling a Smith !
B.) Greg: Damn look at the ass on that chick.
Phil: That's Dave from IT you faggot.
C.) Gay prostitute: That will be $200.00 for that blowjob, I only take pennies.
Greg: Outrageous!
D.) Phil: man, that bitch gives great head.
Greg: Well, Ah, hmm, I GIVE IT BETTER....yeah!
E.) Tom: My mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
Greg: LOL, she probably fell because she was banging! Hey Tom wanna Bang! LOL.
F.) Bill: Greg, where did you get those jeans?
Greg: Oh, Baby Gap
by Phil from Philly February 24, 2009
Get the Pulling a Smith mug.To buy a ton of unnecessary shit, but never buy anything you actually need (especially in the realm of personal hygiene). To use other people's stuff but never tell them or compensate them in any way. To make a huge net negative contribution to the overall war effort. To be overly spontaneous, but not in the cute way. In the annoying way. To make random, mind-boggling decisions, or to say things at completely inappropriate times around the wrong crowd.
Person A: "I just bought the complete boxed DVD set of every season of The Tick!!! It has over 100 hours of special features! Lets spend the rest of our lives watching it, please, please, pleeeaase?"
Person B: "Wow talk about pulling a joseph...I think i'll pass."
Person B: "Wow talk about pulling a joseph...I think i'll pass."
by Yussuf March 24, 2008
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