don't slit my throat over it

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously

Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!

by Oh my my February 26, 2015

building a shed over a dead tool

a pot belly of an older gentleman

"Since I saw you last, I see you have been building a shed over a dead tool"

by chscobblestone February 22, 2014

tripping over each others' dicks

Two people getting into each other's way.

During the riot, the cops were too busy tripping over each others' dicks to break up the mob.

by WLB August 19, 2007

making money hand over fist

visiting the sperm bank,as a means of supplemental income.

>kevin exits sperm bank<
kevins friends "hey theres kevin,wow, he's making money hand over fist"

by fordman99 February 01, 2008

Bend over and smile like a donut

a self explanatory command preparing you to get mounted. If you have lube, I'd suggest you use it.

BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!

by Hypo October 28, 2009

pull the wool over your eyes

To deceive someone

Jimmy tried to pull the wool over your eyes by telling you there is no test on Friday.

by ISoRandom September 19, 2015

Bend over and grab your ankles

“Bend over and grab your ankles“ A saying that you are screwed or fucked, often in a challenging or difficult situation.

“Bend over and grab your ankles“

When our car broke down off the road in the middle of nowhere, I told John that we might as well bend over and grab are ankles because it was going to be a long time before help came.

by BigRed606 February 22, 2020