Cardboard Box

When a woman is surrounded by six tanned men who orient themselves into the shape of a box.

"Dude, Karen's such a slut, she got cardboard boxed last night!"

"We need five more guys to Cardboard Box Cindy Lou Who."

"One of Jesus Christ's More controversial miracles is when he duplicated himself into six copies of himself and Cardboard Boxed Mary Magdalene"

by Richard Johnson Jr. March 06, 2010

box mover

any note or chord within a house party track that makes the speaker actually move across the floor when the bass hits

Thump that box mover style.

by hooptypantsmcplayedoutdumpface June 30, 2005

Tamper that box

1 : To take the virginity of a female
2 : To penetrate the vagina.
3 : Anal rape

1 : Dude, I tampered Jenny's box
2 : Dude, tamper that box!
3 : Don't tamper me, bro

by Insaniac82 November 08, 2007

Box of Crackers

A group of Rednecks packed in the cab and bed of a pickup
truck.

"It's Friday night at the local Wal*Mart,and everywhere ya look,ya see a box of crackers,hootin' and hollerin',their
system cranked up,blasting Skynyrd"

by rico1165 October 01, 2007

viewing box

another word for television

Lets go watch the viewing box.

by viewing box viewer July 28, 2006

slow box

A person who is a little bit slow-minded. Lacking the ability to catch on to what someone is implying. Inability to read between the lines.

Mike- "Are you going to be cranky?"
Me- "I'd answer that question if I knew what it meant."
Mike- " it means being in a bad mood."
Me- " No shit Mike, you're a little bit of a slow box."
Mike is a slow box.

by Wild_child561 September 10, 2013

Getting Box

(Noun)- A large ass. An impressively huge behind on a girl.

A different meaning of the word box derived in Youngstown, Ohio.
This is a verb used mostly in code so that women don't know when men are talking about her ass or someone else's ass.

I was getting box last night when her parents left the house.

by Y-Town Pape September 24, 2014