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Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid
Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?
by 1blueheron December 11, 2024
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November 31st is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Isaac Day. Give him top!
Me and my homies are excited to give Isaac top on National give sloppy toppy to Isaac day!
by DefinitelyNotIsaac69 November 30, 2023
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not giving a shit about the Third World

Pretty self-explanatory card from Cards Against Humanity.
Simon: Hey, what does not giving a shit about the Third World mean?
Justin: Basically it means you don't care about the problems of people from the most poor nations, duh.
by EvanC7 December 31, 2023
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Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 29, 2021
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giving up

when your life is in species and you do everything in your power to fix it but, since you made it so impossible to even fix the damages you caused, it does no shit worth and it leaves you fucking emotionless to the point where you just completely done with life and no matter hard you try it doesn't help anything but reward you with more pain.
ive tried so hard to make it up to everyone but since no one trusts me is hard for everyone to believe me letting them know I changed but they think I didn't Im giving up man everything I do is just pathetic and shitty fuck my life man
by i fake smilez 24/7 March 23, 2021
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give yourselves a hand

An applause to yourselves.
You are the best team I have worked with. Congratulations. Give yourselves a hand.
by ALFA37 November 10, 2017
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National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

Give the loved one of yours flowers. September 24th is National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day.
Buy her flowers and appreciate the moment. National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day
by Ptr094 September 24, 2022
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