Noah

He is ugfuglio. You name your kid that if he sucks dick.

FUCK NOAH. He has a tiny peeper.

by Garfy121234 June 19, 2020

Noah

An extremely sexy guy that can sweep you off your feet in a minute. If you claim this guy while you can, he will be yours, very obedient and loving.

Girl 1: Noah is so sexy!
Girl 2: Yeah, well hes mine so back off.
Girl 1: oh

by belled June 6, 2021

Noah

Noah is a very sporty, dumb yet hot guy who is very nice popular and a good friend when u need one!

Noah

by Maddie Elers April 24, 2019

noah nap

When a person takes a ridiculous amount of naps throughout the day.

This is the fifth time name has taken a Noah nap today. They probably should quit drinking.

by Korndog82 May 23, 2024

Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.

"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"

by Cactissy April 29, 2025

Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,

did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?

by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018

Noah

Likes corlett more than hunter does

My name is Noah and I like corlett

by Yourmomdotcom696 November 27, 2021