hell on earth. avoid this school at all costs. the teachers are shit and all of them hate you for stupid reasons. the kids are neeky and look like something out of looney tunes. if you go to this school you will suffer from ptsd, anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder by the end. nobody likes you in woodmansterne because everybody there hates themselves for deciding to go to the school. don't go to woodmansterne, save yourself before it's too late. trust me.
random person: omg i went to literally any other school it was so great!
person from woodmansterne: i went to woodmansterne school and now i want to kill myself
person from woodmansterne: i went to woodmansterne school and now i want to kill myself
by i hate woodmansterne school May 2, 2023
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by Syk_ May 25, 2004
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by Fjffidf October 21, 2019
Get the No school day! mug.A school bathroom is a horribly disgusting place. There is a ton of graffiti, stall doors that don’t lock, the stall itself has crap everywhere, some idiot peed in the sinks and they are overflowing, and used toilet paper is strewn about.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020
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Do i need to explain more? I don't think so.
Some people i recommend staying away from at Aldridge school: Mr Wynn Owen; he's a little weird, we've all seen his tinder profile right....... the picture in the science classroom.... Skye Connor she's just unbelievably snaky and will chat shit about anyone even if you are her "friend" and lets not forget about the time she ripped someone's Hijab off....
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Some people i recommend staying away from at Aldridge school: Mr Wynn Owen; he's a little weird, we've all seen his tinder profile right....... the picture in the science classroom.... Skye Connor she's just unbelievably snaky and will chat shit about anyone even if you are her "friend" and lets not forget about the time she ripped someone's Hijab off....
"I want to go to Aldridge school when I finish Year 6"
"Please don't its a tip and a 5 year prison sentence."
"Please don't its a tip and a 5 year prison sentence."
by TaddyRae January 31, 2022
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Skipping breakfast, having a small lunch (i.e. granola bar), and having a small, quick dinner or none at all. Frequently school diet sufferers actually forget to eat for days at a time. Similar to anorexia.
Makes you tired, but has the benefit of weight loss.
Skipping breakfast, having a small lunch (i.e. granola bar), and having a small, quick dinner or none at all. Frequently school diet sufferers actually forget to eat for days at a time. Similar to anorexia.
Makes you tired, but has the benefit of weight loss.
Jess: Oh my gosh, how are you so skinny? You never work out or anything!
Kayla: I'm on the school diet, duh!
Kayla: I'm on the school diet, duh!
by freshanon August 11, 2010
Get the School Diet mug.A middle school located in Malden Ma, a little north of Boston, also known as salemHood, was once a level 1 school, they dumbed down a bit, and so did the kids, the high school class of 2021 and up that attend this school are nothing but wannabe hoes and stoners that think they're cool but really aren't.
As for the diversity, this school takes the cake, for it is filled with people from every fucking race on this planet. But larger populations include Brazilians and Haitians.
This school along with Linden are among the two more relevant middle schools in Malden. This becomes more apparent when you get to Malden High. But what really is a relevant middle school.
As for the diversity, this school takes the cake, for it is filled with people from every fucking race on this planet. But larger populations include Brazilians and Haitians.
This school along with Linden are among the two more relevant middle schools in Malden. This becomes more apparent when you get to Malden High. But what really is a relevant middle school.
by BadASSBitchfromMalden December 27, 2016
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