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Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
by LindsayM November 4, 2011
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Ligma Balls

Ligma Balls is a disease that can be contracted from big ball chickens. It only happens in the balls and can cause ball cancer, ball destruction, and cutoff to get women. The only way to cure the Ligma Balls disease, is for someone to lick the infectee's balls.
by DarkFeind August 18, 2023
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Faz-balls

Freddy Fazbears testicles.
GREGORY! GET THE FUCK OUT, MY FAZ-BALLS ARE OUT!
by YourMomAMilf January 26, 2022
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Ball-Jackhammeritous

The tendency to bounce on one's own balls with their butt at the speed of a jackhammer.
Me: WOOOHOOOOHOoHOOHooO
Peter: Whats wrong with him?
John: He's got Ball-Jackhammeritous, he can't help it.
by Awesome_Sauce01 March 2, 2022
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Ball Dragger

A person who rides waves on a sponge board, dragging his nut sack across the face of the wave as he annoyingly gets in the way of a surfer.
1.) Don't be a Ball Dragger, sponges belong in the kitchen.

2.) Get out of the water you Ball Dragger, no kooks allowed!
by surfgod3000 September 23, 2016
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Taint balls

Anal sex when the guys balls slap up against her taint and his taint.
Rick: Dude, I had such taint balls after giving Susie anal.
by Zipola August 11, 2018
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Mirror Ball

Mirror ball spinnin' round again.
by AlecJ July 22, 2009
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